Walking home after a heavy night at the pub Fred and Jim haven’t enough money for a cab and decide to steal a bus from the Depot.
Fred sneaks in to pinch the bus. He’s away so long Jim goes in to find out why.
“What’s taking so long?” Jim asks.
“Can’t find a No.9 bus” Fred says.
“You great fool,” says Jim, “There’s a No.14. We’ll take that and walk home from the roundabout”.
MOOSE HUNTING
Two Irish hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose.
They managed to bag 6 moose.
As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said that the plane could only take 4 moose.
The two lads objected strongly. “Last year we shot 6. The pilot let us take them all and he had the
same plane as yours.”
Reluctantly the pilot gave in and all 6 were loaded.
However, even on full power, the little plane couldn’t handle the load and the plane went down.
Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, Paddy and Mick survived the crash.
After climbing out of the wreckage Paddy asked Mick, “Any idea where we are?’.Mick replied, “I think we’re pretty close to where we crashed last year.”