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Tuesday August 18th 2020

 
Speakers
Aug 18, 2020
Club night
Aug 25, 2020
The Future of the Timaru District. Where we are now - Where we are going - How we will get there
Sep 01, 2020
Life after a stroke
Sep 08, 2020
Genealogical Research and benefit of DNA
Sep 15, 2020
Club night
Sep 22, 2020
Altrusa Quiz night
Sep 29, 2020
Police Armed Offenders Squad
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Upcoming Events
Board Meeting
Sep 08, 2020
 
Charitable Trust Meeting
Sep 22, 2020
 
Board Meeting
Oct 13, 2020
 
View entire list

DUTIES ROSTER
 
If you're unable to do your duty please arrange a replacement.
On duty? Click HERE for a list of your tasks. To see the full duties roster, click HERE

 
The Club's Helping Hands project aims to

help overcome disadvantage,
help people who face challenges,
provide community facilities and
support worthy organisations.
 
Click HERE for more information,
and to download a form for proposing a project.

APOLOGIES & GUESTS
 
Remember to let us know if you're
going to miss a meeting,
or if you're bringing a guest.
(Click the button below)

Executive Email Addresses.
 
 
Also, the club uses the email address timaru.rotary@gmail.com for the public to contact us with enquiries.

Thought for the week
 
 The future belongs to those who prepare for it today.  - Malcolm X
 

THANK YOU KING STREET MOTORS
 
Thanks to King Street Motors for carrying out a Warrant of Fitness inspection of the Hot Dog Caravan at no cost to the Club, and then carrying out some maintenance work, again at no cost to the Club.  What great support of our efforts for the community.
 
 
Members might like to return the favour by supporting King Street Motors; you'll find them at 143 King Street.

Thank You 
Major sponsor of the
Rotary Club of Timaru
Hot Dog Caravan
raising funds to support our community.
Birthdays & Anniversaries this month
Member Birthdays
Mike Parr
July 8
 
Robin Peterson
July 9
 
Roger Curr
July 14
 
Meg Parkin
July 17
 
Bruce Borrell
July 29
 
Bev Slooten
August 9
 
Anne Carnie
August 10
 
Andrea Lord
August 22
 
Malcolm McDonald
August 27
 
Anniversaries
John Barton
Adrienne Barton
August 23
 
Join Date
Ian Behrnes
July 5, 1982
38 years
 
Ellwyn Mackie
July 6, 1976
44 years
 
Bruce Borrell
July 13, 1999
21 years
 
Robin Peterson
August 5, 2014
6 years
 
Robyn Baldwin
August 10, 1999
21 years
 
Bulletin Editor
Stephen Don
President Jess's Message.
 
 
 
 
Da Jia Hao! (Hello everyone in Mandarin)
 
Sadly COVID-19 has made a comeback this week and we have returned to Level 2 living.  We will send out updates regarding our Tuesday night meeting as the information comes to hand.  At this stage, we are still able to meet at the TT&CC and we will be back to table service.
 
 We won’t be running the HDV at the rugby during level 2. We would be spending more time filling out paperwork than we would cooking the chips!
 
Fiona Jackson, Refugee Settlement Manager from Presbyterian Support SC, was our guest speaker this week. Fiona spoke of the recent arrival of Syrian refugees to the Timaru area and the plans for their integration into our great community. We learnt about the other cities and towns in NZ who were selected to welcome other refugee families and the process the refugees go through to before they reach our shores.  We are SO fortunate to not have conflict and civil unrest in our home country. At the end of 2019, 79.5 million people worldwide were forcibly displaced and 26 million were living as refugees. 6.6 million were from Syria alone – a staggering thought as that is more than the population of NZ.
Fiona and her team will work with the families for at least a year to get them settled in; into school, English class, into work, and the Timaru region in general.
 
I wish them all the best and look forward to hearing the progress these families make here in NZ.

This Week's Meeting
Tuesday 18th August 2020
Club Night.
 
 
Members are reminded to put in an apology for the meeting by noon on Monday (otherwise they are liable to be charged) - click on the following link to apologise:-
 

Next Meeting
Tuesday 25th August 2020
Mayor Nigel Bowen - talking on 'The Future of the Timaru District, Where we are now - Where are we going - How we will get there'.
 
 
Followed by a Charitable Trust Board meeting at Lynnete & Lionel's (166B North St) - depending on COVID level it maybe by 'Zoom'.
 
Members are reminded to put in an apology for the meeting by noon on Monday (otherwise they are liable to be charged) - click on the following link to apologise:-

Host Duties.
 
When doing Host Duties (i.e. Duty Roster), please remember that you set tables, raffles etc up for the night.
Then at the end of the meeting you need to pack up again and return table numbers etc. into the box and put away.
The large sign outside door must also be packed away (this part isn't always been done). 
It then falls to those leaving last.

RAFFLE PRIZES
 
For this Rotary year, President Jess would like members to take turns at providing the raffle prize (no alcohol please), either by buying a prize to the value of $10 to $15 (keep the receipt and ask Treasurer Jenny for reimbursement using the claims form click here...) or maybe you have a suitable prize you'd like to donate.
 
To make it simple to keep track of whose turn it is, the person on Host Duty 2 will be asked to provide the raffle prize for the week.
 
When it's your turn to provide the prize:
  • Please put the prize on the Host table no later than 5:30 pm.
  • Make sure there's a raffle sheet (from the host bin) and a pen on the table.
  • If you are unable to attend Rotary, and you are unable to find someone to swap, please contact Robyn Baldwin so she can arrange cover for the night.

Rotary International Announcement

Jennifer E. Jones, a member of the Rotary Club of Windsor-Roseland, Ontario, Canada, has been nominated to become Rotary International’s president for 2022-23, a groundbreaking selection that will make her the first woman to hold that office in the organization’s 115-year history.

Jones will officially become president-nominee on 1 October if no other candidates challenge her.

Jones says she sees Rotary’s Action Plan as a catalyst for increasing Rotary’s impact.

Click here to read more....


Yannick Miller's RYE Report.
 
The following is a report from our 'Rotary Youth Exchange' student in Switzerland at present:-

Summertime in Europe is fantastic! The sun here is nowhere near as strong as it is in New Zealand, which for quite a pale person like me is great news. I would still recommend applying sunblock, but one can manage without it.

To everyone’s relief, the last five weeks of school before the summer break had been held in person. It wasn’t completely back to normal as classes were split in half to accommodate for social distancing rules. Chatting with friends I made before lockdown started and interacting with teachers are definitely much better in person, especially in a second language. We had also been given two group presentations to do, one from chemistry and the other from geography. Both teachers were very positive about the result and the grades reflected it. For the chemistry one I had somehow picked to do the part of the presentation with all the long complicated German words. It’s safe to say the class had a few laughs.

Read more...


Tony Shaw PHF Letter
 
On receiving his 'Paul Harris Fellowship' award Tony has sent the club a letter formally acknowledging the honour - view here ...

'LEXOPHILE' - A Play On Words.
 
Examples:-
 

Angeleno out on a dog walk near Pt. Mugu Naval Air Station: UCLA, well ICBM.

The drunk tripped and dropped his bottle of Johnnie Walker. He couldn’t hold his liquor.

If you play Scrabble with alphabet soup letters, you might have to eat your words.

A scheme to trick people with funny sayings is a lexicon.


Hot Dog Caravan Upcoming Events
 
Because of the concerns pertaining to the 'Corona Virus' all operations are suspended until we return to 'Level 1'.
 

Editors Humour.
 

Walking home after a heavy night at the pub Fred and Jim haven’t enough money for a cab and decide to steal a bus from the Depot.

Fred sneaks in to pinch the bus. He’s away so long Jim goes in to find out why.

“What’s taking so long?” Jim asks.

“Can’t find a No.9 bus” Fred says.

“You great fool,” says Jim, “There’s a No.14. We’ll take that and walk home from the roundabout”.

 

MOOSE HUNTING

Two Irish hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose.

They managed to bag 6 moose.

As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said that the plane could only take 4 moose.

The two lads objected strongly. “Last year we shot 6. The pilot let us take them all and he had the

same plane as yours.”

Reluctantly the pilot gave in and all 6 were loaded.

However, even on full power, the little plane couldn’t handle the load and the plane went down.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, Paddy and Mick survived the crash.

After climbing out of the wreckage Paddy asked Mick, “Any idea where we are?’.Mick replied, “I think we’re pretty close to where we crashed last year.”


 
The Rotary Club of Timaru (Inc) | Rotary International District 9980 | Charter No 2705 (1927)