Editors Humour.
A taxi is cruising along Evans St when it runs a red light. “Hey!” the passenger shouts. “Be careful!”
“Don’t worry,” says the driver. “My brother does it all the time.”
He barrels through the next red light, and the passenger screams, “Stop doing that!”
“I’m telling you, my brother does this all the time.”
They approach the next light. Just when it turns green, the driver slams on the brakes. The confused passenger asks, “You just ran two red lights; why’d you stop at a green?”
“I had to,” says the driver. “My brother might have been coming.”
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Bev. thinks she is lucky that her husband and mother are very close. She realized just how close the time she drove her mother to her doctor, which Adriaan(her husband) usually does. When the doctor came into the room, my own dear mother introduced me as her “son-in-law’s wife.
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Anne was on a business call when she realized she was late for a class at the gym. She must have sounded rushed, because the woman on the phone said, “Am I keeping you from something?”
She replied, “I have to leave for tai chi.”
“Oh,” she said, sounding intrigued. “What country is that in?”
