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Tuesday August 25th 2020

 
Speakers
Aug 25, 2020
The Future of the Timaru District. Where we are now - Where we are going - How we will get there
Sep 01, 2020
Life after a stroke
Sep 08, 2020
Genealogical Research and benefit of DNA
Sep 15, 2020
Club night
Sep 22, 2020
Altrusa Quiz night
Sep 29, 2020
Police Armed Offenders Squad
Oct 20, 2020
DG's visit to Club
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Upcoming Events
Board Meeting
Sep 08, 2020
 
Charitable Trust Meeting
Sep 22, 2020
 
Board Meeting
Oct 13, 2020
 
View entire list

DUTIES ROSTER
 
If you're unable to do your duty please arrange a replacement.
On duty? Click HERE for a list of your tasks. To see the full duties roster, click HERE

 
The Club's Helping Hands project aims to

help overcome disadvantage,
help people who face challenges,
provide community facilities and
support worthy organisations.
 
Click HERE for more information,
and to download a form for proposing a project.

APOLOGIES & GUESTS
 
Remember to let us know if you're
going to miss a meeting,
or if you're bringing a guest.
(Click the button below)

Executive Email Addresses.
 
 
Also, the club uses the email address timaru.rotary@gmail.com for the public to contact us with enquiries.

Thought for the week
 
 The successful warrior is the average man, with laser-like focus. - Bruce Lee.
 

THANK YOU KING STREET MOTORS
 
Thanks to King Street Motors for carrying out a Warrant of Fitness inspection of the Hot Dog Caravan at no cost to the Club, and then carrying out some maintenance work, again at no cost to the Club.  What great support of our efforts for the community.
 
 
Members might like to return the favour by supporting King Street Motors; you'll find them at 143 King Street.

Thank You 
Major sponsor of the
Rotary Club of Timaru
Hot Dog Caravan
raising funds to support our community.
Birthdays & Anniversaries this month
Member Birthdays
Bev Slooten
August 9
 
Anne Carnie
August 10
 
Andrea Lord
August 22
 
Malcolm McDonald
August 27
 
Jenny Ensor
September 20
 
Roy Evans
September 22
 
Robyn Baldwin
September 30
 
Anniversaries
John Barton
Adrienne Barton
August 23
 
Lionel Wilson
Lynette Wilson
September 9
 
Greg Sugrue
Melissa Sugrue
September 14
 
Join Date
Robin Peterson
August 5, 2014
6 years
 
Robyn Baldwin
August 10, 1999
21 years
 
Greg Sugrue
September 14, 2010
10 years
 
Lionel Wilson
September 15, 1992
28 years
 
Bulletin Editor
Stephen Don
President Jess's Message.
 
 
Hallo allemaal!
(Dutch hello everyone)
We had a productive Club night this week, it was a good chance for us to have an open discussion as a group. We started working on updating our strategic plans and heard from our committee chairs.

Thank you to everyone who attended and contributed to the discussions with points and ideas, it was a great starting point  🙂
 
Thought of the week:

Being raised in a barn is actually a status symbol for a Horse.
 
Hope everyone has a great weekend!
🙂 Jess

This Week's Meeting
Tuesday 25th August 2020
Mayor Nigel Bowen - talking on 'The Future of the Timaru District, Where we are now - Where are we going - How we will get there'.
 
 
Followed by a Charitable Trust Board meeting at Lynnete & Lionel's (166B North St) - depending on COVID level it maybe by 'Zoom'.
 
Members are reminded to put in an apology for the meeting by noon on Monday (otherwise they are liable to be charged) - click on the following link to apologise:-
 

Next Meeting
Tuesday 1st September 2020
Steve Wills - talking on 'Life After A Stroke'.
 
 
Members are reminded to put in an apology for the meeting by noon on Monday (otherwise they are liable to be charged) - click on the following link to apologise:-

Host Duties.
 
When doing Host Duties (i.e. Duty Roster), please remember that you set tables, raffles etc up for the night.
Then at the end of the meeting you need to pack up again and return table numbers etc. into the box and put away.
The large sign outside door must also be packed away (this part isn't always been done). 
It then falls to those leaving last.

RAFFLE PRIZES
 
For this Rotary year, President Jess would like members to take turns at providing the raffle prize (no alcohol please), either by buying a prize to the value of $10 to $15 (keep the receipt and ask Treasurer Jenny for reimbursement using the claims form click here...) or maybe you have a suitable prize you'd like to donate.
 
To make it simple to keep track of whose turn it is, the person on Host Duty 2 will be asked to provide the raffle prize for the week.
 
When it's your turn to provide the prize:
  • Please put the prize on the Host table no later than 5:30 pm.
  • Make sure there's a raffle sheet (from the host bin) and a pen on the table.
  • If you are unable to attend Rotary, and you are unable to find someone to swap, please contact Robyn Baldwin so she can arrange cover for the night.

'LEXOPHILE' - A Play On Words.
 
Examples:-

His every pronouncement was on the straight and narrow because he was the ruler.

At every ball game, he had a handle, because he was the pitcher.

The nurse hired by the famous plastic surgeon told her friends she got a great nose job.

If you are selling apes on the black market you are into monkey business.

Why is a horse like an insect? It has two legs behind and fore legs in front.


Hot Dog Caravan Upcoming Events
 
Because of the concerns pertaining to the 'Corona Virus' all operations are suspended until we return to 'Level 1'.
 

Editors Humour.
 

LEARN FROM YOUR ELDERS

 

A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight.

The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easy. So the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game.

The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me only $5. Then you ask me one, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says.

This catches the senior’s attention and, to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. ‘What’s the distance from the Earth to the Moon?’

The senior doesn’t say a word, but reaches into his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now it’s the senior’s turn. He asks the lawyer, ‘What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?’

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he can find on the Internet. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail. After an hour of searching, he finally gives up. He wakes the senior and hands him $500.

The senior pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep. The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the senior up and asks, ‘Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?’

The senior reaches into his pocket hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.


The Rotary Club of Timaru (Inc) | Rotary International District 9980 | Charter No 2705 (1927)