Editors Humour.
Funniest (True) Stories.
A woman's husband decided to install a light switch in their master bedroom. Cutting into the wall, he discovered a stash of bottles and boxes.
"Honey!" he called excitedly. "Come see what I found!"
The woman ran in and quickly realized that his next task would be to fix the hole he had made in the back of their medicine cabinet.
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The minute she walked into the post office, the postmaster noticed the new earrings her husband had given her.
"Those must be real diamonds," he said.
"Yes," she said. "How could you tell?"
"Because," he said, "no one buys fake diamonds that small."
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"What is that sound?" a woman visiting the nature centre asked.
"It's the frogs trilling for a mate," Patti, the naturalist, explained. "We have a pair in the science room. But they've been together for so long, they no longer sing to each other."
The woman nodded sympathetically. "The trill is gone."
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Jim was hired by a government agency and assigned to a small office cubicle in a large area. At the end of his first day, he realized he had no idea how to get out. He wandered around, lost in the maze of cubicles and corridors. Just as panic began to set in, he came upon another employee in a cubicle. "How do you get out of here?" Jim asked. The fellow smiled and said, "No cheese for you."