Editors Humour.
Leafing through 'The Timaru Herald', I noticed this classified ad: “For sale: one used tombstone. Splendid opportunity for a family named Dingle".
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George asked his pastor, “If I don’t quit smoking, will I go to hell?”
“No,” he said. “You’ll just smell like it."
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Pete's normally sweet Great Dane has one quirk: She hates New Zealand Courier drivers. While walking her one day, we came upon a guy delivering a package.
Struggling to keep hold of her, he joked, “As you can see, she just loves NZC drivers.”
Circumnavigating us, he muttered, “Don’t you feed her anything else?”
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“Honey, did you notice? I bought a new toilet brush.”
Husband: “Yes, I did. But I still prefer the paper.”