Editors Humour.
An utterly confused woman called our local fire station about getting a haircut.
“I’m sorry, you have the wrong number,” fireman said.
“Is this the salon near the fire station?” she asked.
“No, this is the fire station.”
“Oh! Are you cutting hair in there now?”
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On the way to meet her husband at a restaurant, She realized that she didn’t have her phone and immediately panicked. She needn’t have worried. He saw her phone on the couch at home and brought it with him. When he arrived, she checked my texts. There was only one, and it was from him: “I’m on my way, and I have your phone.”
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A man in a bar: "What’s the Wi-Fi password?"
Bartender: "You need to buy a drink first".
Man: "OK, I’ll have a Coke".
Bartender: "Three dollars".
Man: "There you go. So what’s the Wi‑Fi password?"
Bartender: “ 'You need to buy a drink first.' No spaces, all lowercase".