Editors Humour.
A scientist who made contact with aliens said,
“They’re like us—all they keep saying is ‘Err. Err.’”
“Why should that mean they are like us?” his colleague replied.
“To err is human.”
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In the foyer of a church, a young boy was looking at a plaque with the names of men and women who had died in various wars.
He asked the pastor, “Who are these people?”
The pastor said, “Those are members from our church who died in service.”
The boy asked, “The early service or the second service?”
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Six-year-old Ned's mother was looking through an old family Bible when an oak leaf fell out.
Ned said, "I guess that must be Adam's shorts."
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Jenny: I can tell if someone is lying just by looking at him.
Penny: Really?
Jenny: Yep. I can tell if he is standing too.
