Editors Humour.
Hugh (A lawyer) is driving a car down the street and instead of stopping at the stop sign, Hugh slows down. A policeman sees this and pulls the car over and asks Hugh why he didn't stop at the stop sign.
"It's the same thing," Hugh stated, "I don't believe there is a difference between stop and slow down."
"Allow me to prove it to you," the policeman said.
He asks Hugh to step out of his car and suddenly starts hitting him with his baton. After a lot of pain that Hugh endured, the policeman asked him, "Now do you want me to stop, or slow down?"
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Russell gets pulled over by a cop.
The cop asks, "You're speeding! Didn't you see the speed limit sign?"
Russell replied, "Yeah I saw the speed limit sign, but I didn't see you".
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Last year Shaun entered a marathon.
The race started and immediately he was the last of the runners.
It was embarrassing. The guy who was in front of him, second to last, was making fun of him.
He said, "Hey buddy, how does it feel to be last?"
Shaun replied, "You really want to know?" Then he dropped out of the race.
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Paul works in the front office of a housing complex that supports people living with mental illness.
On one particularly hectic day, a tenant came in to pay her rent.
Frazzled, Paul said, “Ever have one of those days when you feel everyone is out to get you?”
She smiled and replied, “I take medication for that".
