Editors Humour.
Dad passed away recently, and among the messages received by my mother was this e-mail from a great-niece: "Our thoughts are with you, Lucy. You and Chas are the last of an error."
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Mike arrived home from work to find all the windows and doors wide open. Apparently, our puppy had had an accident. "Yeah, it really stank," his daughter told him. "In fact, when we first walked in, I thought you had come home early and were cooking dinner."
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Allan's wife is a by-the-recipe baker. But that attention to detail still hasn't made her chocolate chip cookies taste any better. One day, after the cookies had been in the oven a while, Allan smelted a familiar odour.
"They're burning," he shouted.
"I know," she said nonchalantly.
"Aren't you going to take them out?"
"No. They still have six minutes."
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"What's the difference between an optimist and a pessimist?" Sue asked her husband.
He thought for a minute before responding, "An optimist is a guy who created the aeroplane. A pessimist is a guy who created the parachute."