Editors Humour.
Think it’s easy being a landlord? Check out these tenant complaints:
“The toilet is blocked, and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.”
“Fifty per cent of the walls are damp, 50 per cent have crumbling plaster, and 50 per cent are just plain filthy.”
“My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday, and now she is pregnant.”
“I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.”
“I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other day that blew them off.”
“It’s the dog’s mess that I find hard to swallow.”
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Fred's father-in-law asked his wife what he should name his new boat.
She said, “Name it after me.”
The next time she saw the boat, it had 'After Me' on the back of it.
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Russell's wife is a very adventurous cook. “How does this sound?” she called out from the kitchen, “Bonito, surimi, and anchovies in a decadent, silky broth.”
“Sounds delicious,” Russell hollered back. “Is that what we’re having tonight?”
“No. I’m reading from this packet of cat food.”
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On my way home from her mother’s, Jess realized she'd left her cell phone at her house. So she went back to get it. Upon retrieving it, she noticed she had a message from Mom. She’d texted, “You left your phone."
