Editors Humour.
Driving along a country road, Pat ignored a Bridge Out sign and continued on. But in a few kilometres, he came to a stop: The road was completely barricaded. So Pat turned around and retraced his route. That's when he saw this sign on the back of the first: "It was, wasn't it?"
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Sandra just got a GPS for her car, and her first trip with it was to a chemist. Since the manual said not to leave it in the car unattended, she brought it with her into the store. While there, the GPS came alive, and a voice stated, "Lost satellite contact." Sandra wasn't embarrassed until a woman turned to her and said, "Your ankle bracelet monitor is talking to you."
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When Jim (before he retired) took a real estate client to a handyman special. The place was great, and we couldn't understand why it was so cheap until we turned on the water main and water gushed from the ceiling. Dripping wet, his client put a positive spin on the showing: "Nice house," he said. "It's even self-cleaning."
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Halfway between New York City and Washington, D.C., the train's engine fell silent. "I've got good news and bad news," the conductor announced. "The bad news is we lost power." My fellow passengers groaned. "The good news," he added, "is we weren't cruising at 30,000 feet."
