Editors Humour.
The husband knew he was not the easiest guy in the world to get along with. So when his anniversary rolled around, he wanted his wife to know how much he appreciated her tolerating him for the past 20 years. He ordered flowers and told the florist to enclose a card that read, “Thanks for putting up with me so long.”
When his wife got the delivery, she called him at work. “Where are you going?” she asked.
“What do you mean?” he said.
She read the card aloud as the florist had written it: “Thanks for putting up with me. So long.”
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A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and, if they have avocados, get six.”
A short time later, the husband returns with six cartons of milk.
“Why did you buy six cartons of milk?” his wife asks.
He replies, “They had avocados".
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Our minister announced that admission to a church social event would cost $6 per person. “However,” he said, “if you’re over 65, the price will be $5.50.”
From the back of the congregation, a woman shouted, “Do you really think I’d give you that information for only 50 cents?”
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George ordered a foot-long sandwich from a take-out restaurant and asked the clerk to cut it into quarters. “I’m sorry, I can’t,” she said. “I've already cut it in half.”