While shopping for a bathroom scale, Paul found one that tracks not only weight but also body fat, bone mass, and water percentage. He nixed that one in favour of a low-tech model.
As he told the salesperson, “I don’t need to be depressed four ways; once is quite enough.”
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In his late 80s, Bruce went to renew his driver’s license. At one point during the road test, he approached a four-way stop, looked to his left, and cruised straight through the stop sign.
“Sir! You didn’t look to your right,” yelled the frightened inspector.
Bruce calmly shook his head. “That’s my wife's side".
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After Emma's husband injured himself, she ran him over to the doctor’s office.
There, the nurse dressed his wound and gave him instructions on how to care for it.
She then reassured him by adding, “Now, if you do everything I’ve told you, you won’t be with us for long.”
